17
Jan
2010

Because, it’s an 80,000-dollar Mercedes.

January 17th, 2010 by tibisim

I’m gonna die in a place that don’t know my name.

7
Jan
2010

But she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.

January 7th, 2010 by tibisim

6
Jan
2010

Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.

January 6th, 2010 by tibisim

5
Jan
2010

I’ve got magic beans.

January 5th, 2010 by tibisim

Râşniţă de prieteni cu destinaţii exotice. A se consuma la rece.

4
Jan
2010

Go east on Sunset until you reach the gates of Hell.

January 4th, 2010 by tibisim

29
Dec
2009

Seriously, who is this guy?

December 29th, 2009 by tibisim

27
Dec
2009

It’s maple-maple-maplelicious

December 27th, 2009 by tibisim

26
Dec
2009

We don’t read a lot or run very fast. But damnit, we can eat!

December 26th, 2009 by tibisim

25
Dec
2009

Let’s do it, I wanna get me some of them church crackers!

December 25th, 2009 by tibisim

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D.’s
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree.

24
Dec
2009

Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue

December 24th, 2009 by tibisim